Where in the Bible does it say? “Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like Regular Dr. Pepper”?

by Admin on March 27, 2008

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Jihad Jill asked:


And why does it taste so much like Regular Dr. Pepper…?

Glenda

{ 9 comments }

Renegade March 29, 2008 at 11:51 am

Psalm 12:22

“And God went forth and told Moses, ‘Let thee drink Diet Dr.Pepper for it tastes worthy of Regular Dr. Pepper.’”

OTL April 1, 2008 at 11:18 am

LMAO!!!! That’s hilarious.

P.S. I rarely visit this category, seeing as I’m doomed to hell anyway, regardless of my beliefs.

batgirl2good April 4, 2008 at 11:18 am

It doesn’t, and it doesn’t. Dr. Pepper is YUKKY.

Kiman April 5, 2008 at 5:44 pm

lol, it doesnt say that in the bible!!

exodus 12:22 says – And ye shall take a bunch of hyssop, and dip it in the blood that is in the bason, and strike the lintel and the two side posts with the ablood that is in the bason; and none of you shall go out at the door of his house until the morning.

NOTHING ABOUT DR. PEPPER

Glitter Girl April 8, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Jesus was a Pepper

Dropshortandduck April 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm

It don’t, it just says’s you can turn water into wine and that is easy. All you need is water to grow the vines, so the vines grow the grapes and you squish and squash and squeeze until there is wine.

fedup with religion April 12, 2008 at 3:06 pm

I forget the chapter and verse but I was reading that the other night. Amassing is it not, I mean who would have ever thought! I will try to find it and get back to you.

sphinix April 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm

the bible says mockers and those who use the bible for play should be careful.for u shall account for every word that comes out of your mouth

gigobyte April 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm

It does not