Someone told me they lost 10 pounds on the Bible diet. I want to try it but all that paper tastes terrible?

by Admin on April 6, 2007

bible diet
going postal asked:


I’ve tried eating it in salads and sandwiches, but it still tastes pretty dry. Has anyone else tried this diet, and if so do you know any good recipes?”

Benjamin

{ 10 comments }

I.P. Freely April 9, 2007 at 10:44 am

who ever said diets are supposed to be tasty???

ptandps April 12, 2007 at 6:49 pm

HAHAHAHA, you skeptic, you!

mindtelepathy April 15, 2007 at 10:57 am

I’m on a ‘Sea food ” diet. I see food , I eat it

Máiréad April 16, 2007 at 4:01 am

Gee, did you really think this question up all by yourself?

eager2know April 18, 2007 at 1:17 am

LOL. Hilarious!!

YakHairSandwich April 21, 2007 at 7:31 am

Bibles work better as rolling papers.

/\_/V\ April 21, 2007 at 1:05 pm

i tried that too… a handful of fried garlic does the trick… yum

A Hennessy April 24, 2007 at 7:29 am

Nice question. I think YakHair is going to be vaporized.

mrfroo April 24, 2007 at 6:00 pm

You could try seasoning it with evil, but I hear that leaves weight on the shoulders.

FuriousBlue April 26, 2007 at 3:00 am

Not healthy. Consuming that much self-righteous arrogance and hypocrisy can’t be good for you. I’ve certainly never been able to swallow the contents of the bible, even in small portions. Maybe try South Beach or Weight Watchers instead…